February 2013
yummytomatoes:
Anonymous asked you: dave reacting to females cosplaying as john
Blaine: what's that
Kurt: i'm decorating pavarotti's casket
Blaine: well finish up, this is the perfect time for me to put my tongue in your mouth
HE DIDNT MEAN IT NO STOP
miraculoustang:
January 2013
fyeaherikar:
banandersnatch:
lmfao
dekutree:
i once killed a joke with my bare hands
saythattomyfacefuckeridareyou:
peacelovelesbian:
libby-on-the-label:
busterposeys:
at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents
Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of...
portalble:
Your contact lenses just arrived.
1-800-CONTACTS? They can’t have my brand!
I have special eyes.
Look. Look with your special eyes.
MY BRAND!
gaykuya:
hat-psycho-koishi:
gaykuya:
Shine bright like a lesbian~
Did you just make my post a homestuck post
Straight women: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Gay women: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Straight guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Gay guys: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Asexuals: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Pansexuals: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Martin Freeman: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Everyone in the world: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Other species: Benedict Cumberbatch is so beautiful
Benedict Cumberbatch: Nooo, I'm actually....
The whole universe: SHUT.UP.YOU.ARE.
December 2012
donkeykongcountry2:
here’s a summary of basically every “how to draw” tutorial ever
draw a rough circle
add some guidelines to help you
after doing this, just add a little bit of detail
aaaaand you’re done!
chrisevanspenis:
[PLAYS BOP-IT SEDUCTIVELY]
usb-dongle:
don’t you fucking test me i will draw this porn i swear to god
i’m doing it